Age estimation: An idiot's guide.

Let me start off by saying, if you're less than 35 years old, pls dont call me ah boy or 小弟 (or things along that line) . It really pisses me off when people do that. So stop trying to act as if you are old enough to be my mum/dad. It's just like calling a young, hot babe "auntie". Very the disrespectful you know. Alamak, Im 20 turning 21 soon leh.

Judging by the number of insensitive think-they-are-very-lao-jiao dumbwits who have called me 小弟 at my work place, I think MOE ought to include 《Chapter 1: Age estimation by face recognition》 into the primary school maths syllabus and test it during PSLE.

For those who have passed PSLE but still have problems differentiating between a hot babe and an auntie, here's an idiot's guide.

Lesson 1: Differentiating between hot babe and auntie

• This is a hot babe

• This is an auntie

Lesson 2: Differentiating between a 小弟 and a 20 year old

• This is a 小弟, who is my cousin, by the way

• This is a 20 year old who has COMPLETED his national service

See? Not that difficult what. Hope the crash course is useful and you guys get the idea. Now, unless you are very much my senior, stop freaking calling me 小弟!