Fun but highly inaccurate

First post from home in decades. Distressed! I'm totally unadjusted to the slow connection at home. Took me 2 hours to receive a 18MB folder of pictures through msn. Im sure some dial up modems could have done better. In hall it would be like 2 seconds and pronto.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chung hang!

1. All shrimp are born as chung hang, but gradually mature into females.
2. The word 'samba' means 'to rub chung hang'.
3. Chung hang was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
4. Chung hang is incapable of sleep!
5. You share your birthday with chung hang.
6. If chung hang was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
7. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than chung hang.
8. The deepest part of chung hang is over 35,000 feet deep.
9. Chung hang can taste with his feet.
10. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and chung hang would be as small as a pea!

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I would say maybe only point 6 is slightly accurate (the fact about me standing 7ft 2 inches tall)

Fun filled week ahead, i hope.