Thank you Man and Woman, you've spiced up my day.

Witnessed a couple fighting (literally!) in a bus on my way home. Wow, just like in the movies, malay version though. Betcha can't find anything else as exciting to spice up your day.

1. 1853h- Bus no. 24 docked at a stop along Airport Boulevard. Malay woman, early 20s, 1.7m+ rushed to board the bus just before it was about to move off. All seemed normal.
2. Shouts from a man heard. Malay man, mid 20s, 1.7+ running towards the bus, signalling to driver not to move off. Driver obliged.
3. Man boarded bus. Half smoked cigarette on his left hand and motocycle crash helmet on his right. Shouted out something in Malay at woman and tried to grab her. Woman screamed. Fellow passengers were stunned.
4. Woman was strong. Woman resisted. Fight ensued. Man signalled again to driver, "Uncle, wait ah." Driver once again obliged. Fellow passengers relaxed and watched the row.
5. Man tried to grab woman by the arm but was hindered by the half smoked cigarette and the crash helmet. Man shouted something in Malay to woman. "vlksdjh3434 098dskjh!!" as I would understand. (sorry I'm chinese) Woman replied "cvxlkjaa 9408zw.clg!! nabeh cheebye". (ah, I almost forgot Singaporeans are bilingual.)
6. Man dropped cigarette and went for woman's hair (ouch). The pair scrambled to the back of the bus. More screams of "vlksdjh3434 098dskjh!!", "cvxlkjaa 9408zw.clg!! nabeh cheebye" and similar phrases were heard. Man's attempts to pull woman off the bus were rather unsuccessful.
7. Woman went on the offensive and gave man a hard push. Man fell onto the ground. Woman had a smug look on her face. Man became angry and attempted to carry woman off the bus (wedding style). Man only succeeded in doing this on his third attempt.
8. Fellow passengers laid glares of despise on man as he was a 1) woman beater 2) woman beater who was beaten by a woman.
9. Man (aka loser) carried struggling woman off bus, not before saying sorry to the bus dirver and fellow passengers.
10. 1857h. Man and woman tumbles on the floor at the bus stop, fight continues. Bus driver cursed at the cigarette butt man left on the bus. Fellow passengers thankful of the great entertainment provided. Fellow commuters waiting at the bus stop relaxed and watched remaining fight. Man and woman continued to tumble on the floor. Bus no. 24 moved off.

Folks, sorry no pictures taken. I didn't have the balls to whip out my camera phone to take a shot as they looked quite fierce, especially the woman. Even the loser man was taller than me.