Meet the professional sleeper.
Granpa zhou is my mentor.
Versatile. Anyplace will do, with or without bed. Better if I have a (thick)textbook in front of me, but can do without. LT environment is a plus.
Efficient. Snoreless, minimal drooling, limited pee breaks.
Full of determination. Unaffected by hunger, resistant to mozzie bites, undeterred by hot weather, grasscutters or drilling noise.
Performs best after a fongseng supper.
Interested employers pls drop msg. (not now, when im awake)
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Attracts fruit flies and red assed baboons. A colourful congregation of lizard shit and mushroom omelettes. Yes, this is utter nonsense and you have the very right to ignore. Have you blogged today?
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